Inspiring.php

<?php

namespace Illuminate\Foundation;

use Illuminate\Support\Collection;

class Inspiring
{
    /**
     * Get an inspiring quote.
     *
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     *
     * May McGinnis always control the board. #LaraconUS2015
     *
     * @return string
     */
    public static function quote()
    {
        return Collection::make([
            'When there is no desire, all things are at peace. - Laozi',
            'Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo da Vinci',
            'Simplicity is the essence of happiness. - Cedric Bledsoe',
            'Smile, breathe, and go slowly. - Thich Nhat Hanh',
            'Simplicity is an acquired taste. - Katharine Gerould',
            'Well begun is half done. - Aristotle',
            'He who is contented is rich. - Laozi',
            'Very little is needed to make a happy life. - Marcus Antoninus',
            'It is quality rather than quantity that matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca',
            'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison',
            'Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. - Edsger Dijkstra',
        ])->random();
    }
}